任意

Friend: What to say... 'I can only see your flirting image in the night'?
Aki: Eh?! *laughs crazily*
Friend: *slit eyes* What's so funny!!



Friend 1: You were poked by [his name]. Poke back or remove?
Friend 2: Return fire! *gleefully laughs*
Aki: Now why does that sound familiar?
Friend 2: Facebook! Arrr!



Aki: Imagine the whole stuff fall onto you. *points at huge stack of boxes and iron bars*
Friend: Uh-huh. *keeps on typing on mobile phone*
Aki: Mobile phone sure is the best way to ignore lame jokes.
Friend: Uh-huh.



Instructor: You are from PTEK, right?
Aki: Yes.
Instructor: What's the name of the senior there? The supervisor?
Aki: I've been in Kendo for about one year.
Instructor: *widen eyes* Sorry, what?
Aki: *smiles* Uh, what?
Others: *laughs*



Instructor: Open up your legs wide.
Aki: That sounds weird.
Partner: Be quiet and concentrate.



Instructor: 'Kiai' (shout) anything loudly, as long as I can hear the echo in this hall.
Friend 1: AYAAAAAM!
Friend 2: SUSHIIII!!
Friend 3: DURIAAAAAN!!



Friend 1: It's been a while, yo.
Friend 2: KAU LAGI!



Friend: He's pretty anti-social. *points at Aki*
Acquaintance: No, he looks more like a nerd.
Friend: *shots a look at the acquaintance*
Acquaintance: What? It's true.
Aki: *curses silently*